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ChaoUnknown Space September 18 转载自孙小美的日志9/16/2009 a joke The Q and A about stimulus money: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . If you buy a car, it will go to Japan . If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in America by: 1 spending it at yard sales, or 2 going to ball games, or 3 spending it on prostitutes, or 4 beer or 5 tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US .) I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer with her! Yay! August 18 祝福刘翔,支持刘翔July 02 Link for the Alaska album in PicasaWe took too many photos. There are 1386 unchecked photos in a fat 'Alaska' folder. Many are replicates because it's too difficult to catch the movements of animals. Luckily I got some good ones:)
http://picasaweb.google.com/osuchao/Alaska?authkey=vKhDHLUpOMA June 28 Along Seward HighwayThis is taken along the scenic highway between Anchorage and Seward, where our Kenai Fjords tour starts. June 01 继续晒太阳为了庆祝学期结束,老婆通过candidacy考试以及我几乎拿到了系里面的TA奖(“几乎”是“最终入围finalist”的意思,而且有奖状为证,哈哈),我们周日浩浩荡荡杀到了polaris mall的Olive Garden。 庆祝学期结束严格的说还没结束,因为下周还是考试周呢。不过这个学期感觉真的很漫长。我们的国家在这几个月里面也经历了前所未有的若干灾难性事件。不过我们的民族从来都是命运多舛,在危难的时刻我们也更能紧密的团结在一起。 May 21 热贴:一位老师在默哀前对全班学生说的话(转载自倍可亲) 亲爱的同学们,今天是我们全国为汶川大地震哀悼的第一天.等一下,我们全中国人民将会做同一件事情,那就是为那些已经远离我们的同胞们默哀三分钟!这是我人生历史上第一次和全国人民在同一时间做同一件事情. May 19 深切哀悼遇难同胞May 16 中国,挺住---from 俄罗斯新闻社00:04 2008-05-17(http://rusnews.cn/ezhongguanxi/ezhong_wenjiao/20080517/42144169.html)
12日的汶川地震让半个亚洲震动,让整个世界震惊。中国经历的磨难太多,但从没在磨难中倒下。
面临灾难,中国展现出坚韧与顽强;珍视生命,中国赢得了全世界的敬意和赞扬。
俄新网是俄中两国友谊的见证,是两国人民沟通的桥梁。在这个生死交织,人神共泣的时刻,
我们愿共同分担这份痛楚,愿共同祈祷生命的希望。我们向所有灾区的人民,向所有的中国读者,
向全球的华人朋友表达最深切的慰问,也希望所有读者朋友们为我们向灾难受害者转达无以言表的哀伤。
中国不需要同情,中国需要理解;中国不需要安慰,中国需要支持。我们愿以杯水之力,尽寸尺之能,
和中国人民站在一起。我们知道,一个总理能在两小时就飞赴灾区的国家,一个能够出动十万救援人员
的国家,一个企业和私人捐款达到数百亿的国家,一个因争相献血、自愿抢救伤员而造成交通堵塞的国家,
永远不会被打垮。
希望必将与中国同在。
让我们为生者祝福,为死者祈祷。中国,走好。 |
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